WHY I SHOULD USE A DIFFERENT NAME WHEN TALKING TO OUR CLIENTS
Case 1
Me: Hi, I'm looking for Mr. so-and-so? Man: Who's this, please? Me: This is Bunny from [Name of Company] Man: Bunny? Hmmm..are you a stripper? Me: No Man: Are you calling me from L.A., Bunny? Me: Nope, I'm calling you from the Philippines. Man: Oh my gawd...Who were you looking for again? Me: Mr. So-and so Man: Okay. Look, Bunny who's not a stripper, I'm really sorry but you have the wrong number.
Case 2
Me: Hi, I'm, looking for Mr. So-and-so. Man: This is he, who is this please? Me: My name is Bunny. I'm from [Name of Company] Man: Bunny? Like the Playboy Bunny? Me: Well, if you wanna put it that way... Man: *laughs*
Case 3
Me: Hi, I'd like to speak with Mr. So-and-so. Man: Who's on the line? Me: This is Bunny from [Name of Company]. Man: Oooohhhhh, I'd love to talk to anyone named Bunny!
Case 4
Me: Hi, I'm looking for Ms. So-and-so. Woman: Who's this? Me: This is Bunny from [Name of Company]. Woman: You know I called your office and looked for you and they said that they didn't have a Barney who worked there. Me: Uhmm...my name is Bunny. Woman: Yeah, thats what I said, Barney. Me: Uh..Ma'am? It's Bunny. Woman: Yeah, B-A-R-N-I, right? Me: It's B-U-N-N-Y. Woman: *laughs* Oh, thats why! Me: Yeah.... (i love you, you love meeeee....)
Ugh.
Bunny @ Tuesday, June 28, 2005
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about moi
Loves the beach, wishes she had more time and money to travel, recently got hooked to
climbing mountains, reads anything she can get her hands on, frustrated writer, adores her
3-year-old Lhasa Apso, Tashi,
constantly needs caffeine, wonders when she'll quit smoking, and will most
likely die due to liver complications from drinking too much (if the cigarettes
doesn't get to her lungs first). Can't live without accessories especially
big, dangling earrings, shoe freak (aren't we all?), sucker for discovering
hole-in-the-wall restaurants, will ingest anything spicy, enjoys giving and receiving
massages, addicted to Friends, Sex and the City and CSI, goes gaga over kids, dreams of
being alone with Jim Morrison and smoking a joint with Bob
Marley. Would love to party with Gwen Stefani, shop with Patricia Field, write poetry with
Maya Angelou and have Sting, Nelson Mandela, Mark Twain and Bono over for
dinner.