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Tuesday, August 17, 2004

ME LIKEY!

Can someone please, please, puhhlleeeaaasee get me these dvds?!?!

I will give you a full body massage everyday for a week! aehehehehe!

Conan and Triumph the insult comic dog super cracks me up!

Some of my fave triumph quotes:

to pink
"Pink! Oh, my god, look at you. Good luck against hulk hogan."

to busta rhymes
"Everyone, I'm told this is busta rhymes. Either that or whoopi goldberg got a sex change."

while talking to david lee roth
" David lee roth! I am happy to have you here, man. My fleas have been wanting to travel. Look at you! Look at you! How exciting, david lee roth. I've been looking for the valet parking attendant all night."

to puff daddy
"P diddy! Let me go to your crappy party! Come on, don't you remember that time in the limo? You stuck the gun up my ass to hide it from the police!"

on eminem
"Quite beautiful. Eminem, really, honestly, the guy should lighten up a little. Seriously, I mean, my mom was a bitch, too, but I don't go writing songs about it, you know what I'm saying?"

"I don't know what he's talking about. Everyone, please. Let's all try to be easy on eminem. At the end of the day, he's just another white guy trying to make an honest living stealing black people's music."

hahahahaha!

Bunny @ Tuesday, August 17, 2004

about moi

Loves the beach, wishes she had more time and money to travel, recently got hooked to climbing mountains, reads anything she can get her hands on, frustrated writer, adores her 3-year-old Lhasa Apso, Tashi, constantly needs caffeine, ~~wonders when she'll quit smoking~~, and will most likely die due to liver complications from drinking too much ~~(if the cigarettes doesn't get to her lungs first)~~. Can't live without accessories especially big, dangling earrings, shoe freak (aren't we all?), sucker for discovering hole-in-the-wall restaurants, will ingest anything spicy, enjoys giving and receiving massages, addicted to Friends, Sex and the City and CSI, goes gaga over kids, dreams of being alone with Jim Morrison and smoking a joint with Bob Marley. Would love to party with Gwen Stefani, shop with Patricia Field, write poetry with Maya Angelou and have Sting, Nelson Mandela, Mark Twain and Bono over for dinner.

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