Friday, July 23, 2004PICK UP?
The following story will make you cringe, wince, shudder, etc.
Remember my CR story in Cafe Agogo a few months ago. I have a new one
I was there the other night and I needed to pee. So I went to the bathroom but someone was still inside. Was standing outside waiting for my turn when a guy lines up behind me. I sensed that he was drunk.
Guy: Excuse me, do you mind if I go first? I really really have to go.
Me: No, go ahead.
Guy: Are you sure? (brace yourselves, guys) We can just go together, if you want.
Me: *trying to stop myself from bopping his head* No, you go head. I don't really really need to go, anyway.
Guy: Seriously, we can just go together. If you don't mind seeing my...
To self: Fuck, how persistent is this pervert?!?!?
Me: Just go ahead and make it quick, ok?
Guy: (as if it wasn't enough) Is that bad?
Me: What's bad?
Guy: If you see my...
Person inside the CR gets out (thank God!!!)...
Me: Please go ahead.
Guy: Ok, thank you.
The next morning, I was walking towards Meralco Avenue. Now, I've always found it really nice when foreigners greet you "Good morning", "How are you?" even if they don't know you from Adam. I was about to cross the street when a guy inside a car looked at me, smiled and said, "Good Morning!". This guy didn't look sleazy. So I said Good Morning, too. Then I crossed the street.
Surprise, surprise, he starts following me! So I'm walking on the right side of the road and on my left is his car driving slowly.
Guy in car: Excuse me, is this Ortigas Center?
Me: Yes it is.
Guy in car: This whole thing is ortigas center?
To self: !@#$%!!!, ang lame lame mo naman!
Guy: where are you going?
Me: I'm going somewhere (What I should have said was, "Some place where you're not going." But it was 9am and I just wasn't in the mood to be bitchy)
Guy: Can I bring you there?
Me: No. Thanks, anyways. *starts walking fast*
Guy: You know, I really just want to be friends.
Me: Okay, bye!
Loves the beach, wishes she had more time and money to travel, recently got hooked to climbing mountains, reads anything she can get her hands on, frustrated writer, adores her 3-year-old Lhasa Apso, Tashi, constantly needs caffeine,
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