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Friday, July 23, 2004

PICK UP?

The following story will make you cringe, wince, shudder, etc.

Remember my CR story in Cafe Agogo a few months ago. I have a new one

I was there the other night and I needed to pee. So I went to the bathroom but someone was still inside. Was standing outside waiting for my turn when a guy lines up behind me. I sensed that he was drunk.

Guy: Excuse me, do you mind if I go first? I really really have to go.
Me: No, go ahead.
Guy: Are you sure? (brace yourselves, guys) We can just go together, if you want.
Me: *trying to stop myself from bopping his head* No, you go head. I don't really really need to go, anyway.
Guy: Seriously, we can just go together. If you don't mind seeing my...
To self: Fuck, how persistent is this pervert?!?!?
Me: Just go ahead and make it quick, ok?
Guy: (as if it wasn't enough) Is that bad?
Me: What's bad?
Guy: If you see my...

Person inside the CR gets out (thank God!!!)...

Me: Please go ahead.
Guy: Ok, thank you.

The next morning, I was walking towards Meralco Avenue. Now, I've always found it really nice when foreigners greet you "Good morning", "How are you?" even if they don't know you from Adam. I was about to cross the street when a guy inside a car looked at me, smiled and said, "Good Morning!". This guy didn't look sleazy. So I said Good Morning, too. Then I crossed the street.

Surprise, surprise, he starts following me! So I'm walking on the right side of the road and on my left is his car driving slowly.

Guy in car: Excuse me, is this Ortigas Center?
Me: Yes it is.
Guy in car: This whole thing is ortigas center?
To self: !@#$%!!!, ang lame lame mo naman!
Me: Yes.
Guy: where are you going?
Me: I'm going somewhere (What I should have said was, "Some place where you're not going." But it was 9am and I just wasn't in the mood to be bitchy)
Guy: Can I bring you there?
Me: No. Thanks, anyways. *starts walking fast*
Guy: You know, I really just want to be friends.
Me: Okay, bye!

Bunny @ Friday, July 23, 2004

about moi

Loves the beach, wishes she had more time and money to travel, recently got hooked to climbing mountains, reads anything she can get her hands on, frustrated writer, adores her 3-year-old Lhasa Apso, Tashi, constantly needs caffeine, ~~wonders when she'll quit smoking~~, and will most likely die due to liver complications from drinking too much ~~(if the cigarettes doesn't get to her lungs first)~~. Can't live without accessories especially big, dangling earrings, shoe freak (aren't we all?), sucker for discovering hole-in-the-wall restaurants, will ingest anything spicy, enjoys giving and receiving massages, addicted to Friends, Sex and the City and CSI, goes gaga over kids, dreams of being alone with Jim Morrison and smoking a joint with Bob Marley. Would love to party with Gwen Stefani, shop with Patricia Field, write poetry with Maya Angelou and have Sting, Nelson Mandela, Mark Twain and Bono over for dinner.

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