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Tuesday, July 13, 2004

THE DREADED QUESTION

Was talking to my Mom on the phone last night. She was asking me how I was and how my job applications are going. And then after giving me a sermon, reminding me to go to mass every Sunday and how daily prayers are not enough, we started talking about Tashi (my dog).

Me: Ma, I think he's grumpy coz he needs a mate. Kailangan na niya makipag-sex...He's 2 years old na kasi and he's still a virgin. He has this pillow nga which we call his "girlfriend" coz he keeps on humping it.

Mama: *laughs*

Me: I'm serious!

Mama: Eh ikaw? Nakikipagsex ka na ba?

Me: MMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! DDDDOOOHHHH! ANO BAAAAAAA!!!

Mama: *laughs even harder* Baket? Matanda ka na rin eh. Basta, be safe and careful. Don't get yourself pregnant.

Me: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

When I put down the phone, it still hadn't sunk in that my mom had asked me that question. Yeah, I know I'm 25 and I should be mature but still!!!

So I turned to my friend/roomie and her boyfriend and said, "Tiba, we still have gin and orange juice? Tara, inom tayo. My mom just asked me if I was already having sex".

My gooosssshhh!!!

Bunny @ Tuesday, July 13, 2004

about moi

Loves the beach, wishes she had more time and money to travel, recently got hooked to climbing mountains, reads anything she can get her hands on, frustrated writer, adores her 3-year-old Lhasa Apso, Tashi, constantly needs caffeine, ~~wonders when she'll quit smoking~~, and will most likely die due to liver complications from drinking too much ~~(if the cigarettes doesn't get to her lungs first)~~. Can't live without accessories especially big, dangling earrings, shoe freak (aren't we all?), sucker for discovering hole-in-the-wall restaurants, will ingest anything spicy, enjoys giving and receiving massages, addicted to Friends, Sex and the City and CSI, goes gaga over kids, dreams of being alone with Jim Morrison and smoking a joint with Bob Marley. Would love to party with Gwen Stefani, shop with Patricia Field, write poetry with Maya Angelou and have Sting, Nelson Mandela, Mark Twain and Bono over for dinner.

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